It may come as a shock to many agencies but the tools which they relied on on pre-Corona may not be useful right now. People are staying home and are online, listening to the radio and watching TV like never before. They buy what's in the shop and only shop when they have to. They're not booking holidays or eating out. And desperately trying to avoid Covid-19. Marketers have their work cut out if they are going to connect to customers in 2020 and beyond.


Be bold. Stick out. Stand for something.

If your message is strong people will follow.

If it's really strong, the news channels will pick it up and do your advertising for you.

Boxed Out

Amazon is worth 1.6 trillion and pays almost no tax. It's everyone's first thought retailer and by lazily shopping there rather than other sites or stores, we risk killing thousands of smaller businesses. Independent bookshops are a particular casualty, so this campaign aims to make people more aware of how much of a danger shopping at amazon to be to a community. This made news everywhere from Adweek to CNN. And a retweet from AOC didn't hurt! Created for DCX Growth Accelerator with Doug Cameron and Tommy Noonan.


Radio is your new best friend.

Radio keeps drivers company on supermarket runs.

It keeps delivery drivers sane.

It keeps Spotify free.

You may want an all singing, all dancing piece of content or TV, but we need to be realistic.

Recently Anthea Turner recorded a usable VO for me on an iPhone in her cupboard under the stairs (it was the most soundproof room in her house).

Use what you've got and get your message out.

Here are some of mine.

Yahoo: Christmas radio

Justin Hawkins sings to passers by on Oxford St in a super relaxed fashion, as he has already done his shopping online with Yahoo.

Church Radio: 'Allo baby'

A young French couple debate whether to go to church one Christmas.

BAA: 'Oman'

Puns galore employed to promote BAA's car parks.

Church ads: 'Commentary'

Sports commentators tell the Christmas story.

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OK, so the virus lives on paper for 24 hours.

But your audience isn't going anywhere.

They can pick this up tomorrow.

Never have more people been at home more often.

So send them books. Mailers. Money. Whatever it takes to get a response. 

It's cheaper than TV and TV is no longer your friend.

Here's some DM that I'm proud of.

Domino's: "Psychic Duck"

Thanks to some amazing data collection, Domino's pretty much know who lives where, so can tailor their DM accordingly. Many British residents received some DM from Psychic Duck claiming to know them and their exact pizza needs.

BBC: Ladybird Book

Got a story to tell? finally, people have got time to read it. This book about the internet was written for the Beeb and signed by Sir Tim himself - we needed permission to include pictures of his early web pages.

Radio Advertising Bureau: Banknote

We sent advertisers Turkish banknotes to demonstrate that they need to know the value of money - and how much further that money goes on the radio.


Getting your message across on Facebook, Instagram, twitter and other channels is a challenge at the best of times. but now, with every brand telling everyone to stay home and support the NHS, it's a land of opportunity. Strong words and powerful graphics have never been more powerful. OOH needs to come to life inside people's homes, and many of the same rules apply. Be visual. Be arresting. And keep it simple.


Being bold is always a smart move if you want to stand out. Cut through online is hugely important if you don't want to blend in with the identikit ads that your competitors are putting out. And no, you DO  NOT need to show your target market using your product for it to be a success.

Church ad: 'Che Jesus'

This image achieved worldwide notoriety, appeared in the National Gallery and the V&A and is now available on tshirts, mugs and tote bags. If you aim to make your advertising famous rather than tick boxes, it's already in a better place.

We are Ltd

This ad was created specifically to go on LinkedIn and is an attempt to raise awareness of the plight of advertising freelancers like myself whose agency contracts ended with the arrival of the virus.


TV really lives in the old world. It is no longer safe to pull together film crews who will have to use the same loos and catering facilities. Any TV needs to be a montage of stock, home video or re-edited films that have already run. Only animation really stands a chance of getting made and it's hard to animate fast enough for a rapidly changing market. That said, below are a couple of examples of fast turn around animations matched with strong writing that were effective for their clients.

Premier Travel Inn: 'Clarence & Archie'

Premier Travel Inn is now Premier Inn. we animated drawings scribbled by me and used Richard Briers and Hugh Laurie to voice the characters.

Lastminute: 'Shapes'

This is about as basic as TV advertising can get. Animated talking shapes. This shows a jealous square and triangle moaning at the success of circle. Thespy.

#WeAreLtd: 'Blackcurrant Tango remix'

Alternatively, take an ad which you made earlier and re work it for a completely different brand! For this project, we asked Ray Gardner to re-voice his 1997 Tango ad and even used the original sound mixer, Simon Capes.

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